thank u goodwill for this fucking ominous prophecy 

Likely intended reading: Cats are so bossy that they basically own your ass

Spooky reading: Cats literally own your life as part of some kind of bargain with the Forces Beyond

My reading: Your cat loves you so much that they value your life as surely as they value their own

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